Whispers in the Windstorm

( Nobody Does It Better )

Best Memory, Last Day:

Leaving for Florida with $100 in the bank: Annoying
Being in Florida when the bank screws up direct deposit and you don't have access to your money until two days after the trip's over: Pretty damn frustrating
The look on your wife's face when you give her a hugs-and-kisses snowglobe music box with Minnie rushing into a hug with Mickey (that you spent half your money on): Best Memory of the Trip.

( Apparently Buzz Aldrin isn't too far away )

Best Memory, Day 5: Having Kristin go too far in the parking lot just so her GPS/phone program could say "Take the next available legal U-turn." Apparently, it was inevitable.

( Is this how Doctor Doom started? )

Best Memory, Day 3: Watching Jordi come out of the hat store. Going in, he had some hat I don't even remember. Coming out, he was wearing this diabolically huge orange Mad Hatter-like hat with mouse ears on the side. It was stunning how silly-yet-cool this hat was. Markis got the Sorceror's Apprentice hat with mouse ears, but this thing just blew it out of the water.

Best Memory, Day 4: Myra putting lotion on my forehead, after both of us had woken up on the grumpy side of the bed. Awwwwwww.

( How Come I Gotta Hang Around Fish So Much )

Best Memory, Day 2: The picture of the seven of them on the watercoaster. Three of them look like completely different people, and Myra has the look of fear. Even though she saw the exact drop she's on from outside and knows it'll just make a big splash, it's still the wild-eyed terror for her.

( God bless peoplemovers )

Best Memory, Day 0.5: Being on an escalator in Orlando airport and hearing "Stop touching me!" "No, you stop touching me!" from behind me - then watching as three personnel wearing TSA uniforms rode by on the adjacent escalator while engaged in a poking contest which resulted in one of them dropping a plastic pop bottle down the whole escalator bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk. Our borders remain secure.

Best Memory, Day 1: Watching Markis attempt to sexually abuse a stuffed Mario doll.